Written by Justin Governale, Wednesday 9th Nov 2011
My mom beat me as a child!!

I am jk biggest stalker a.k.a. Mom! She never beat me as a child BUT she still does treat me like a child. When I go home and we all go out to eat the server will ask what I would like to eat. Before I have time to respond, my mom will look at me like a 5 year old and say “what do you want to drink sweety?” I feel like saying apple juice but instead just give her the “I’m 25 and went to war look” Then she laughs and when the server asks what I would like to eat, without thinking SHE DOES THE SAME THING LOL…Anyways I love my mom to death even though she treats me like I’m 5 and today in the mail I get this in a package

Pretty much things to cook with because I have told her on the phone I make salsa and only have one knife even though that doesn’t bother me. Sometimes it is cool to be treated like a 5 year old from across the country.
Thanks mom I love you! (no homo)