Written by Justin Governale, Tuesday 14th Jun 2011
I got bro’s in different area codes

So I had a family vacation in NYC last week and had a buddy meet up with me that lives 3 hours away from NYC. He is my buddy Mark who was on my team in Iraq my second deployment. I was going to post a cliche picture up of me and him smiling but as the days passed I snapped a photo that was a bit more…akward

Don't make me take my wig off

Everyone that has been to NYC or to a large metropolitan area for that matter knows they have thier handful of “crazies.” Or are we the crazy ones..? ANYWAYS, we are on a train and are at a stop on the way to a suicide prevention awareness walk and this large woman gets on for just enough time to foul mouth the whole train. I normally wouldn’t swear in my posts but I have to try and quote her for the humor of the story. First she yells to everyone “it’s all your fault I lost all my shit” then goes on screaming yeah that’s right none of you all are going to do shit.” She then looks at my cousin and screams “was it you? Was it you BITCH? are you talking shit?” Everyone was quiet especially my cousin Angie. The woman gets off the train and right as the doors are closing and we are getting ready to continue to the next stop, a voice that sounded identical to my buddy Mark yells “yeah it was me, I was talking shit…”

The doors close and Mark thinks it is funny to anger the large woman by waiving at her, blowing kisses and smiling. Well as everyone on the train is smiling and we get ready to leave, the doors open back up for some reason and people stopped smiling REAL fast. LOL. The woman steps on the train, now the doors do close and we are on our way for an akward 4 minutes of front row, free entertainment.

My friend mark had to put up with 4 minutes of this woman screaming at him in his face like a drill instructor and although he tried to keep his cool, everyone on the train knew deep down inside he was scared. The woman kept screaming “now what, I am going to FUCK YOU UP” She cocked her fists at him and kept repeating, “don’t make me take my wig off.” Like a fourth grader he replied with “I’ll take your wig off for you” Anyways at the same time, everyone in my family is yelling at me “Justin, do something” I do the first thing that came to mind…Pull out my phone and snap a picture. The picture above is my friend Mark trying to act like he is not scared and the woman that almost beat him senseless. LOL When the train stopped she started raising her fists at my other family members so I had to grab her by the shoulders and toss her out of the moving train. Just kidding…it was stopped.

Well she is rushing the closing doors and she starts reassuring me that she can probablly kick my ass and out of impulse I yell out “call me.” The train chuckled, doors closed and we were on our way.